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    Matthew Morrison’s Peen Is OUT OF CONTROL In Campy ‘AHS: 1984’ Promo!


    Mr. Schue, we see you… and your enormous bulge!

    That’s right, Ryan Murphy fans. Glee’s very own Matthew Morrison is making his American Horror Story debut, and he’s made quite the entrance in the cast announcement video for the upcoming season,1984!

    Murphy took to Instagram on Thursday to share a look at the cast of the upcoming ninth season of his horror anthology serving up spectacular ’80s looks to the smooth sounds of Dan Hartman‘s hit song I Can Dream About You.

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    We see Emma Roberts as a sweater-wearing ingenue, Gus Kenworthy as her beefcake boyfriend, Cody Fern as a bleach-blonde yuppie, and Billie Lourd as a big-haired badass. 

    The biggest highlight, though, was seeing Mr. Will Schuester himself rocking super form-fitting short-shorts, and perhaps the biggest bulge we’ve ever seen on cable television. We’re not in McKinley High anymore, kids. (We’re in a bunk bed-filled cabin you’d expect to find in every ’80s slasher movie ever made.)

    The clip, which Murph shared in celebration of the first day of filming, also features Leslie Grossman, Pose star Angelica Ross, DeRon Horton, Zach Villa, and a particularly creepy John Carroll Lynch — who seems to be wearing the exact same outfit as the killer in the teaser released earlier this year.

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    But don’t worry. Mr. Murphy would never make such an obvious red herring the actual killer. 

    Right…?

    The most alarming takeaway from this clip are the two AHS mainstays who are noticeably absent from it: Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters.

    While Peters has already confirmed he will not be in season nine, fans shouldn’t be expecting to see much — if any — Paulson this season, either. According to Variety, the Emmy-winning actress will not appear in a significant role in 1984, but it’s possible she could appear as a cameo.

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    Oh well. Mr. Schue’s bulge will have to make up for it! See the package in all its glory (below)!

    Killer!

    The aesthetics are evoking some serious Friday The 13th and Sleepaway Camp vibes, so you know there’s plenty of campy bloodshed in store.

    AHS: 1984 is set to air on Wednesday, September 18 on FX. Are U excited for this season, Perezcious readers? Share your thoughts in the comments (below)!

    [Image via Ryan Murphy/Instagram]

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